User:Deus Ex Machina

"Civilization will die off; Earth will become a barren wasteland; the Sun will envelop our planet before imploding in its final death throes; the galaxy will collapse into its central black hole; and the universe will become a matterless sea of particles. So, tell me again, why is this English essay so important?" -Anon.

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Note to Self: /OCG Rulings.

Other Note to Self: Update the references to TCG rulings, to point to the new .pdfs on the Konami site.

Other Other Note to Self: Get all the mentions in other rulings from Card Rulings:Deepsea Warrior.