User:Pato M

This whole reamanis messed Up. I've been bussy playing instead of being here. I decided to study the game than remain here talking nonsence with stupid people, wich i love cause they make my day cute. If you have a Real Question regarding Competitivity, or however it's spelled, PM me. (If this format doesn't feel as confortable as this current one, march 2012, I'll take the time to update this all and give it a proper format).

Hi

HI My name is Pato. Im 18 ,born the 22/1. I live In Argentina.

How I begun

I begun to play in 2002 when the T.V. show started, but it got cancelled so i stop. i started again when Crimson crisis was released. i started with a dark emperor deck, cause it looks like the one i use to have in my tag force 1.

My decks History

I first bought a dark emperor deck. I started to change it so I Put a white horned dragon, then a soul absortion, and more homunculus. i used to destroy every LS deck, but then People begun to use Imperial Iron Wall, and more Blackwing decks. So I got to change. i Didnt know wat deck should i use. i hate decks that every people use cause every duel looks the same. i had to use a new deck, i didnt know wich. once i was sick in home, my mom bought me a Raging battle booster, and i opened a Power tool dragon. that was the answer. then i started to use a Mt Deck wich was awesome, but somehow it didnt work, the cards didnt come, and i get SO angry when i heard the new ruling of MT accelerator.

I used an Earthbound Inmortal/Dark Deck with old cards that fit great in the deck(those are a secret)

I had a laps where i used macro monarch with mix of everythin, for 3 months. yesterday, i got slapd with the regular monarch, showing me that LVL eater never uses it's effect, and goffer is only powerfull against infernity.

I may reconsider coming back with macro, now that there is no heavy, but this is as usefull s vulnerable against naturia, i can remueve the pineaple, but if dont the bambooshot comes, and i slowly die.

I am aware that i start every sentence in here with an ´´I´´. Idk why.

Luck = Duck

I’m a Lucky teen, I’ve opened(in boosters) a Power tool (UR), a Vayu (UR), ancient fairy(UtR) (those and a jester confit in Ancient prophecy Sneak Peek), a XX-saber Gardestrike (ScR) a Silverwing (UR), a Black Brutdrago, 2 Red Archfiend/buster(UR and UtR), A Yamata (SR), Norleas(SR), a Mind control(GUR) 2 Mirror Forces(I got every cards of Yugi’s Duelist Pack), and finally the first card that wasn’t rare……….. Cyberdark Dragon (SR). I buy 2 boosters per week, and sometimes 3, never bought a full box (once a PTD Tin).

I hate (Not Updated)

I hate to duel: • mirror match(always wins the one who removes from play more cards, or who summons first the earthbound, or who summons first the celfon). • GB Decks: people take to long to find the cards. • LS: is a waste of cards to mill your deck. • Six samurai: I don’t know why, but they take to much to know what to do • Lock decks: just sad. • Stall decks: to wait for the right cards is just discrimination ;D.

I love

I Love old decks, like blue eyes and red eyes decks, and I love characters decks, specially elemental heros. I most love people whos creative makin their decks, like frog decks and volcanic deck.

the last thing i will say is...

Enjoy the duels, because if you enjoy the duel, your opponent will certanly enjoy it too.

yu-gi-oh virtual dueling (Not Updated)

need an oponent, got experience, enjoy duels, then pm me(idk what that means but every 1 says it, EVERYWHERE). Im on wikia, name, well, pato. idk the ip.

guys starting today i'll take a yugication(yea i made an other word). i have 2 c how 2 make a competitive deck in 2 weeks.... if thats possible. so ill be connectd here, but i dont think i'll be dueling on yvd this week, or the other 1. the thing is, beside the fact that since sunday i dueld over 50 dif guys on yvd, with 4 dif decks and i think i dont feel anything below the waist, is that i want 2 make a deck for the new limitations, and i better don't duel anymore, since i dont know the OFFICIAL list. maybe chaos, or the scrap, i know somehow absolute zero will die next format.

also, my time zone is GM -03.00

also X 2: i got kiked 7 times(yea haha) of yvd. 2 times for fighting with hater who spam, once for answerin to some1 who said i was gay many times, and once for, get ready for this, i got kiked for ensui FOR TALKIN SPANISH. his words, anyways, im posting this 2 say who the biggest haters there are: frog, whos name is changed to tonbot, jack, big looser, who insults me when I confirm that im right with the ruling queries, and dsd blackwinged something, and other spammer. the last time was cause of this thing below. so, i dont recommend to listen 2 any of em, cause all the got me kiked, just a piece of advice ;D. some guy calld hotaru kicked me for no apparent reason, and then he gave himself the like of calling me a troll, as this shows [1]. Also, before i was accused of talking giberish, excesive characters and stufflike that, and i didnt do any of that, and if he says i did i'll ask for proof, cause i didnt do any of that, and every1 can ask any1 in the chat room i was talking.

also, probable pervert or just annoing guy who likes talking of obcene things and just disturb ppl for no apparent reason: [2]

I hate, oh who am i kiding, i love telling who is a cheater and who's a great duelist on yvd, so i'll just say thae ones that cheat (no gonna write that ppl like andres1231 try to activate a veiler in the resolution of a chain, to negate the effect of sangan :P). som bassically, the most lying cheater bad player and person i met is logan. cheater curser, etc.

email sent 2 endui(yvd's´´god´´)

m pato, i was said 2 emil here for an asnwr, that i'd like 2 have, to the following questions:

1) y do u kik ppl for random reasons there?

2) why did u kick me 5 times?

3) what do u mean by evading?

4) isnt it racist 2 kik some1 of the chat room cause they talk a dif language?

5) when do ur majesty yugi(sarcasm for u) would like 2 have me back, on what SEEMS his yvd chat?

6) would u enjoy geting kiked of the wikia for no reason?

i hope i hear from u, if u cant answer this now, i'll go back 2 the chat room and i'll talk 2 u there

now river shock kikd me for saying fuck me your are right, clevver...

now i got kiked for makng a bad joke, by the asshole up there. we where joking and i said, to duel u need a d*ck, he thought that was an oportunity to kik me and he did. just to let u all know he is a retard with respect to retards cause even them think more than this moron.

Advices i give

guys, i believe in destiny. i was doing my daily search-if-any-idiot-got-banned research, and i found a lot of stuff, the old stuff, like some idiot of IDV, or some 81 guys. anyway, i suddenly found this:

• http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia:How_To_Be_Funny_And_Not_Just_Stupid

ok, this is a guide f how 2 be, i saw this, and i couldnt disagree more with everything. this tell you how 2 be funny, i mean, its sad and fun, to see, that this guide, says that some1 must be, EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF ME. i think its weird. anyway, the thing is, i met many yugioh players with the same sence of humor as me, sarcasm, witt, mix of everything, and i know that because of destiny, many of u will find this guide, and im saking here that don't do what this list says u to do, LIVE AS U LIKE, PLAY BW IF U LIKE, OR PLAY BATTLEGUARDS, PLAY GB OR PLAY CB, MAKE JOKES OR DON'T, BUT DON'T DO WHAT SOME1 SAYS U TO DO JUST BECAUSE THEY SAY U TO.

that'd be the first part of my autobiography, programd to be posted in 2017, after i have won my first wimbledon.

current status (Not Updated)

I apeard on tv, i apeard on tv.

Ok current status, im here, as usual.

Im screaming, and dying a lil cause of the new ep of ygotas, this may continue until 2013.

important current status (Not Updated)

i clasified to the nationals and the regionals, so u may see me travelling ;D.

LK's situation

after LK third ban, a day b4 chrismas eve, i got very upset, so i am publicly declaring war to youtube an it's associates. they think they own every thing in their's page, but they don't, IT BELONGS TO PPL. So before youtube start banning some of the vids that made the site famous, they should change many other things in the site, like the fact that i appear as some1 10 yrs older than me because i misstouched a key 3 years ago.

Now, as of today, at 11.08 GMT, even tho tools removed this from the main page, he is back on track. many fans are waiting to march 31st, for the next Ep, but at the same time, we dont want thw day to come, since T.T.T. dies. The chapter will be aired 45 episodes after his hair's death, and the episode will be named after what's left of him. R.I.P. tristan, let god play card games on heaven, the first guy who played a card game on motorBYKES.

my situation (Not updated)

here there was an image, but theres a tool that disabled it, if u want to know what i mean by tool, well Kats.

this list

god i hate this list http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUvP8xivu9I&feature=feedu

zeXal

why? we are too mature to watch this idiocity, my god is it so freaking much to ask for one more season, just one more season, of any oterh serie. i could seriously take an other series of any part of any yugioh created b4,but NOT ZEXAL. Too early..... bite me yuma, YY(YM) YY(JY) and YF are real names, 99 isnt a name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bbanish (not updated)

if this words does appear on the new cards, i'll announce my retirement. thats all.

Found a solution

Back for a while killed the banishh thing, Cat, you know who youn are stop doing as i tell you to avoid doing, you know who you are and mind your own f*king things. Peace.

wachan

They finally released a card thatsearches for it...--Yes, im Pato (talk • contribs) 06:17, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

Dick-Day

Happy self-claimed dick day, If you feel like saying dick in a proper sentence, you may. Have a happy dick day. :D

Update

I am the 21st best player of my country. I Won the hieratic playmat, and i have the invitation to continentals.

Some people jsut want to watch the whole world burn

Currently it's 2.00 AM in here. Im following the world tournament live. It ends tomorrow. An exodia deck, played by a person from USA, is currently 3-0. If exodia wins, in a format in wich you have to play with no hand, I'll talk like tweety, or "piolin" for a whole week. My friend will tatoo exodia's head in the butt.

I should add

Honestly Loling ATM. I wrote all that 2 years ago? hahahaha. I was a really smart kid, and, hidden in those 1325 grammar errors, i could show it. I'm 18 now. I have grown, a lot actually. Maybe too much. There's no changing that i believe. Honestly, if there was 1 thing i knew as a children is that i didn't want to grow up, and damn was i right. I had that many arguments with YVD people? lol, I had 100% forgotten about those. I fight every person who does wrong in Dueling Network now. I even have a youtube channel where i show those. I expanded, I played competitively this format/year. I learned almost everything there is to know about this game. I have made friends, I have lost so many friends that I don't remember most of them; I want to say this helped me become a better person. I started my own yugioh channel. Hard to think that someone who wrote all that is someone who can philosophicaly argue about every single thing in the world that can be considered wrong by me. I started collecting, but I'm not letting myself get sucked into that. I have spent relatively large amount of money in this game so I could play proffesionaly. Friends helped me with this. I haven't found approval of most of the people I wanted it of. I started college, engineering univertity. I am getting as close as I can of having real friends. I am beggining to understand most of human's feelings. I can simulate most of them. I wouldn't consider myself as sheldon from The Big Bang Theory. He is a great mind, and he actually knows a lot about people. I am still as thin as possible. My tennis carrier didn't launch yet. That is slowly killing me i think. As time passed, I have became more and more afraid of becoming plastic and metal. I keep thinking that things must be done perfectly, like an error-proof robot. I know it's wrong to think like that, but it's all i got. I saw that guy over there who didn't use commas properly, no capital letters used, The mentioning of the wor r***rd, and many things that I'd like to correct, but, as time passes by, that 15 year old kid looks more and more perfect. I do not ramble as much as I used to. I miss that guy. --Yes, im Pato (talk • contribs) 06:39, August 25, 2012 (UTC)

March format (Spanish)

Bua, como saludar a algo tan abstracto como un formato? Formato marzo 2012, Gracias pro las aventuras, cracias por lo aprendido, gracias por dejarme mostrar la parte de mi que tiene control sobre las cosas, gracias por dejarme mostrarle al mundo que hay mas de uno de lo que se ve, gracias por el top 32, gracias por la manta, gracias por hacerme un poco conocido, gracias por la flexibiliddad, por el formato, por los juguetitos y los heroesitos, por hacer el comienzo de uni como algo de todos los dias, y gracias por un monton de cosas que no puedo escribir aca. Formato Marzo 2012, no te voy a olvidar. Gracias por todo.

September format

I qualified for nationals, continental, and Won the first Win-A-Mat that was played in this country (I believe). This mat looks so good that it makes yuma look not so happy go lucky. --Yes, im Pato (talk • contribs) 05:15, September 2, 2012 (UTC)