Forum:Best yugioh abridged quotes

i am a big fan of ygo abridged and my favorite quote was by yami,Epic pouting manuever.Lol.so please take tell your favorite episode or quote.--Airbellum 08:25, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

The classic "Screw the rules, I have money!", and the others...

• "Screw the money, I have rules! ...Wait let me try that again."
• "Screw the yules, I have money!"
• "Screw my sister, I have money!"
• "My affluence makes a nonsense of the regulations!"

...In America!! --Gadjiltron 10:02, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Here are a few of my Favs

If come here to Chew Bubble gum and Play a kids Card game and I am all out of Bubble Gum. Wah Wah Someone get baby pharoh a nipple. 66.116.0.25 10:32, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Mine

• Screw the rules, I have money!
• Screw the yules, I have money!
• Screw the money, I have rules!
• Screw the rules, I have green hair!
• Super special awesome
• Just wait until Season 5 when there are three of me running around.
• This Blimp is Roughly a Third the Size of my Ego

Lii Onitsu (from FanFiction.net) 12:14, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

• You forgot the best one: "Oh my GOD, a GIANT ROCK! IT's a ROCK, and it's GIANT!". --Darth Covah (Talk | Contribs) 00:20, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Pegasus

This one slays me!

Pegasus: "JEEEEEZ-US! This is one of the most important historical finds in centuries! I'm turning this $#!T into trading cards!"--Overlordzorc 16:10, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

• I'm here to kick ass and play card games, but I'm all out of cards.
• Attention Duelist!
• My voice gives me super strength!
• Holy **** on a **** sandwich!
• ... In America!
• Fan Service!
• Were going to do battle with Ancient Egyptian Laser Beams!
• AH! The Blue Screen of Death! My mortal enemy!
• OH MY GOD, ANOTHER GIANT ROCK!
• DUEL DISK SYSTEM! Trademark.
• I am NOT a freaky fish guy!
• There are some thing money can't buy. For everything else, there's Kaiba Corp.

KnightRider25 04:43, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

"You sound nervous. Is it the accent? You want to know how I got it? My father was a drinker. One night he went a little crazier than usual, so my mummy got the tea pot to defend herself. He didn't like that. So he pours boiling hot tea all over her. Then he comes at me with the tea pot and he asks, Why so British?" --Bluedog (Talk) 04:51, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

• "Hey Yugi. Slut, I mean Tea"
• "I am not a loser, and I'll prove by challenging you to a children's card game"
• "In the mean time, I'll just stand here and pretend I don't have a boner."

Messengerofthedark 05:41, 2 July 2009 (UTC)Messengerofthedark

Mine

• Yugi ithink I'm pregnant, and Bakura is the father
• Screw the rules!! I have Green Hair
• Soon I'll be a beautiful butterfly and yugi will loves me

AndoreChan

Here's Mines

Screw the Rules, I Have Money. Childrens Card Games on Motorcycles Brooklyn Rage! 9001 Dead Puppies Fallensilence 05:27, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Moar quotes

• (Talking about motorcycles) And maybe I'll play a card game on one... wait, that would just be silly
• Doooo him!!! On motorcycles
• My motorcycle gives me super strength!
• It's my favourite dream, where I'm starring in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
• Big brother, I wanna ride the hole with you
• We have made your brother addicted to online gaming!
• This is the episode where Joey proves he's a real man by beating someone all by himself in a children's card game
• I'm glad that lightning never strikes the same place tw--- *struck by lightning* IRONY!!!!
• Yes, I, Marik Ishtar, am a knobhead!

And a LOT more which I'm too lazy to list at the moment. --HybridDragoness 07:02, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Mine are...

• " CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!"
• " Yugioh what's that thing?!"
• " what the %&$% is up with your hair, your hair, your hair, your boobs, your hair, I like you, your hair, and UH! A Shiny Pokemon! I've got a Master ball with your name on it!
• " I'm not British, I'm gay. "

Adamtheamazing64 16:44, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Wait where did the last one came from? Fallensilence 22:03, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Mine

Huh? Yugi, you little [bleep]! You son of a [bleep]ing [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]! (Téa overhears) I'm going to tear off your [bleep] and shove them right up your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] and then [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] on your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] with [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] in the [bleep] [bleep] and [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] so then you'll have to [bleep] sideways! (slight pause) [Bleep]! Hmm? (looks up and sees Téa) hi there.

Children's card games on motorcycles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, I hate milkshakes. Die, milkshake, die! That's right, milkshake, you have been defeated. Now you go to milkshake prison.

Holy [bleep] on a [bleep] sandwich with [bleep] on top! ...and a side helping of [bleep].

And...Referring to myself in the third person makes me a bad guy!

Screw the money, I have rules! ...Wait let me try that again.--Gabriel 95 (talk • contribs) 02:00, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

guys i was searching for the DSI YGOTAS and i got into this, and 15 minutes after watching this, i cant stop laughting, i recomend it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fuxsG-TrEg Yes, im Pato (talk • contribs) 02:21, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

And now The Vagina Monologues just turned the entire episode 1 into a goldmine of immature humour. Yet somehow I still keep laughing. --Gadjiltron (talk • contribs) 10:29, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

I don't remember the exact quote, but it's the one where Joey's telling Serenity that he spent all the prize money on a bunch of children's cards and let their parents pay for the operation. --Drew-Gi-Oh! (talk) 17:24, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

some german ones

heil kaiba ja mein fiuhrer dont direspect ze fuhrer or we vill be forced to shoot you in ze kneecaps heil kaiba long live ze master race--Sartorias (talk • contribs) 18:10, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

A new one

Don't worry Duke, with this axe, I'm pretty sure we can find some girls around here - Tristan Fallensilence (talk • contribs) 01:00, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

Kiaba

"Whenever Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies" "When we were standing at the alter, something very unexpected happened. You exploded." "At long last I was reunited with you my love. I thought my dreams had finally come true; but then you exploded again. You really need to stop doing that." "WA WA WEE WA" and whenever Rebbca's teddy talks in that possed voice. --184.96.223.211 (talk) 01:20, August 27, 2010 (UTC)