User:Pizzaman/Hao 2 maek a gud dec, Pizzaman style

Hello. Today I'll be writing about how I make decks. Rather, how I make fan decks.
This guide, like other non-existent guides written by me, are written while I am in a state of extreme fatigue, so please bear with me.

Choosing your waifu

• You cannot make a fan deck without selecting your waifu.
• Your waifu can be female. Or male. Or even a hermaphrodite.
• Your waifu does not need to be a good card. After all, it's your waifu.
• POWA OF LOVE!!!111one
• デーモン・テイマーは俺の嫁。

Knowing your waifu

• Look at your waifu card for about 45 minutes. Sometimes you'll discover something new in the card art.
• Afterwards, read up on his/her/its rulings.
  • A man who knows his waifu is a good man. Same goes for women and her waifu.
• Take note of possible combos while doing so.

Supporting your waifu

I'll be using my waifu, "Shadow Tamer", in this example.

• Look through the wiki, your card collection etc to see what support cards exist.
  • In my case, Reinforcement of the Army seems like a good way to support my waifu.
• Afterwards, look through your collection box, local card store etc to see what cards have synergy with the support cards that help your waifu.
  • For example, Warriors like "D.D. Assailant" and "Armageddon Knight" seems good with "Reinforcement of the Army".
• After this, repeat the last step with the newly selected cards.
  • "I may as well add other DARK monsters if I'm gonna add "Armageddon Knight"..."
    • "Now that I have a lot of DARK monsters, I might as add "Allure of Darkness" and "Dark Armed Dragon". "Des Koala" looks nice too, since the cuteness complements my waifu."
• Repeat these steps until you have a nice card pool to build your deck.

Building your deck around your waifu

• After all your card choices are made, simply build your deck.
  • Remember, it's your waifu that counts, not the bunch of DARK monsters and "Dark Armed Dragons" you decided to dump in your deck.
• Don't try to use themed support cards. In most cases, they'll be subpar compared to spalshable/general S/Ts.
  • You should obviously dump this general rule into the Baltic Sea if your waifu appears in the card art of a situational S/T. Or heck, the card name for that matter.
    • So for example, if your waifu was "Swordsman of Landstar", then you might as well use "Limit Reverse".
    • Bad example, "Limit Reverse" is actually good.
      • For example, if your waifu was "Swordstalker" (and who doesn't love a waifu that stalks you around with a sword), then you'll definitely use "Convert Contact ", even if you plan to run zero Neo-Spacians in your deck.

Helping your waifu fight

• Test the power of your love, by playing against other people.
• Do not be mad if you can't win. At least you were able to showoff your love.
  • Heck, I'd be surprised myself if I won using a deck that has "Shadow Tamer".
• After the duel, make mental notes of what can be improved. Provided that your waifu is a strong waifu, it might actually be possible to make a good deck with her.
  • For example, if your waifu was "Left Leg of the Forbidden One" (because Left>Right in cuteness), then building in a Manticore-Loop engine will actually make winning possible.
• People dissing you for your bad deck? No problem. POWA OF LOVETC!!!11

If all fails

• Side deck your waifu.
  • Or if you want a proper competitive deck, make a proper side deck, but carry your waifu around in a different deck case.
  • Modifying your sleeve so you can wear it like a necklace is another option.
• If you wanted a competitive deck, you won't be reading this guide in the first place.
  • Unless your waifu was "Judgment Dragon" or someone similar.

Feedback to my guide on fan deck building is appreciated. Or you can simply drop by to say who your waifu is.

MASTER!!! I TOALLY AGREE!!!!!! I still remember the time with my first waifu... Great times! She was D.D. Warrior Lady, the sexiest waifu you can ever dream of. Then one day i caught her together on MY bed with giant rat !!! So now I've been into internet dating and met my new waifu white-horned dragon. I love my waifu! We take nice walks in the park and watched plenty of movies together. The only sad part about my waifu is that she cannot swim :(. I have to swim by myself or something with her cousin, Bazoo The Soul-Eater, if i met Bazoo The Soul-Eater first, i wouldve dated her, she's quite the sexy lady.

--DannyIsCOOL 15:35, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

my waifu is my Elemental Hero Neos Alius cause that card card is the one i always use to save my butt when i don't have my neos. ULTRAMAN RULES!!!!!! User:Machineguy 4:13 8/30/08

Wooooow I really am lucky!!!Guess who my waifu is?Celestia!!!!!--LightswornLord 21:28, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

My waifu card is "Junk Archer"!! I even have two of her she's so sexy. She's so cool and hot, I don't care if she's made of scrap iron. Nothing is perfect!! --From User: 002517!! 13:26, April 27, 2010 (UTC)