User:Deus Ex Machina
"Civilization will die off; Earth will become a barren wasteland; the Sun will envelop our planet before imploding in its final death throes; the galaxy will collapse into its central black hole; and the universe will become a matterless sea of particles. So, tell me again, why is this English essay so important?" -Anon.
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"Hi, you've reached Deus Ex Machina. Sorry, I'm not here that often. Leave a message on my talk page after the "beep", and I'll get back to you shortly. Thank you!"
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Note to self: last OCG Rulings was #8092.
Oh sorry! I am just a beginner here! Well I'll be careful next time!