User:Gotenks (GT)/Reviews

I have listed my reviews over several characters in the Yugioh franchise, I also posted what I believe to be the signature card of the character, more than one might be needed for main characters.

Yugi Muto/Yami Yugi

Yugi is the main protagonist of the TV series Yu-Gi-Oh, who is inhabited by the spirit of Pharaoh Atem known as Yami Yugi. I start of not liking Yugi in the beginning of the series for his hair, talks about destiny, and dumb luck with this card game. Every duel I had with my friends I asked myself "Why can't I be as lucky as Yugi?" I also didn't like him because he is the biggest cheat in the history of card games, you need a sacrifice for Dark Magician, when you bought your deck it came with a rule book maybe you should read it instead of spending all you time trying to find the truth about an Egyptian Pharaoh that lives inside of you (gay), he could use a lesson too. But I feels bad for Yugi he has to go threw puberty every single time he plays cards, I would just settle for Pokemon at least there you don't need to drop your balls at the start of each battle. The worst thing I dislike about Yugi is that he has the Egyptian God card at his disposal, all three of them Slifer the Sky Dragon, Obelisk the Tormentor, and The Winged Dragon of Ra, I like how Yugi didn't use then in Dawn of the Duel, he must of realized that text on the bottom of the card reading This card cannot be used in a Duel. I honestly was not sure which card to post on the right side of his review because his strongest cards are the Egyptian Gods, but it wouldn't feel right to not put Dark Magician next to him since Pharaoh Atem shares history with it, but the Egyptian Gods represent power, and Yugi is suppose to be the "all powerful" duelist. Unfortunately, the same unknown user that took away my Blue-Eyes White Dragon from Seto Kaiba's took away my picture of the Egyptian Gods.

Seto Kaiba

Seto Kaiba is an interesting character to do a review on. I have to give him prop though, he has positioned his entire corporation into something the whole world does, play a children's card game. Even though he has alot of money I think his profits are overly exaggerated. He bought the following:

• Kaibaland
• KaibaCorp
• A Dueling Colliseum
• A Dueling Academy
• An island devoted to "dueling"
• A Blue-Eyes White Dragon Jet
• A Blimp
• and more...

Now most companies I know can't afford an island, let alone an island, and an amusement park. Picking his card for the review was the hardest to pick out of all the reviews I have made since technically Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon, is his strongest card but Obelisk the Tormentor was stronger than BESD, but he doesn't have it now, then again he doesn't have BESD after Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie: Pyramid of Light but, BESD is the evolution of Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon so I didn't choose this monster after considering that BESD is the strongest evolution of Blue-Eyes White Dragon (besides Dragon Master Knight) and that BEWD would better represent Kaiba. His hair is the most "normal" hair in the show (not saying much), but he is the only one in the show who actually got an education instead of spending his childhood playing cards. I don't approve of his methods though, he ripped up Solomon Muto's copy of the BEWD in order for it to not be used against him, but there are stronger cards than that so why not just rip those up, like Exodia. In conlusion get a Non-Dragon girlfriend.

Chumley Huffington

Let me start by saying Chumley Huffington is the worst role model in the entire Yu-Gi-Oh! series. His story shows that if you get held back two time, live in a school were you learn how to play a children's card game, and eat nothing but cheeseburgers, you will "prosper" and get a job at a card making company. Its not neccesary the best job in the universe but considering the fact that card games are all people think about in this world it is pretty good. Now personally I love his deck theme, but he embarrassed it by not winning a single match. His trump card is one of my favorite card if not my favorite card. He works with a pedophile opposed with cartoons and children's card games. If you look closely you can see that Chumley draws in class too, thats how he made his card that won his a job at Industrial Illusions. I don't blame him for his problems though his dad, Mr. Huffington wasn't the best father figure, all he had at home was hot sauce for his family, and never encouraged his son to get a JOB as a lawyer, doctor, or even an orthodontist at the least, Mr. Huffington was also a drunkard, who gets high off of his Hot Sauce Bottles and would flip off. The card selection for Chumley's review was not difficult, it came down to Des Koala and Master of Oz. I chose [[Master of Oz because I am pro-anime, and in the anime it is never explained how Des Koala is Chumley's spirit partner, so Master of Oz would be a better choice, also I really wanted a picture of Master of Oz on my profile. In conclusion Chumley should pick up a salad an get a real job, just don't work at the hot sauce pub.

Greiger

Greiger is a friend and ally of Yusei Fudo, and a Dark Signer. This is my first Dark Signer review and I decided to put his strongest card as the one that was his best before he became a Dark Signer. Greiger is a very gulible character, he actually believed that Rex Goodwin would restore his village. I think his clothes are to revealing, he need to invest in a sweater. I do like his deck strategie were he traps his opponent so that they can't summon a monster, or play a Trap Card, and/or a Magic Card I feel bad though since his deck theme isn't that popular. His dueling accesories are pretty random though, he comes by as a regular Fortune Cup participant, but then unleashes a monster in his Turbo Duel with Yusei Fudo. I don't see the reason he needs a giant duel runner, won't a smaller one work just as well. Why was his Dark Mark the whale? Just because he is giant doen't mean he's a whale. I think he is either Jewish or Anti-Jewish. He has a Reactor deck which are based of World War II aircrafts. I do respect Grieger though, he was defending his two loving siblings Annie, and Max having a younger brother and sister myself. I admire his persistance insaving his village but he is very foolish. GREIGER IS A VERY BIG MAN AND I AM SCARED OF HIM. The last thing I have to say is that evertime I see him I feel like he is going to come out of the televison and punch me in the face. Thats pretty much all I have to say. In conclusion don't attack the host of a tournament, that you believed ruined your village, in front of the entire audience of said tournament.